Fantasy

The soft sensuous feeling of his tongue sent shivers up my back. While kissing, he grabbed my hand and pulled it down between us placing it on his cock, which had become rigid and was probably the biggest cock I'd ever felt in my life. I gave it a squeeze and could tell that it was a mammoth in proportion to my husband's. The thought that went through my head was that I didn't know how a woman could put this thing inside herself. It was by far bigger than I'd imagined in my wildest fantasies

Dictionary for decoding women’s personal ads

Dictionary for decoding women's personal ads

 

40-ish…………………………..49.
Adventurous…………………..Slept with everyone.
Athletic………………………….No breasts
Average looking………………..Moooo.
Beautiful…………………………Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure…………..On medication.
Feminist…………………………Fat.
Free spirit……………………….Junkie.
Friendship first………………….Former slut.
New-Age…………………………Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned…………………..No BJs.
Open-minded…………………..Desperate.
Outgoing…………………………Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional…………………….Bitch.
Voluptuous……………………..Very Fat.
Large frame…………………….Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate……………..Stalker