Adult jokes

* Lady to JUDGE, Muje Talak Chahiye.JUDGE- Magar Vo toh Kabaddi
Champion hai.LADY- Yahi toh Taklif,Khelte Waqt Sirf chukar CHALA jata
he.!

* SAHELI:Raat ko kya hua? LADKI:Salwar-kamiz utaari,BRA-PANTY
utari,BOOLLS CHUSE,CHUUT CHUUSIS:Rhne de yar Padhnewala HATH se LUUND
hilayega

* Child on juice corner: Papaji koi aisi machine nhi hai jisme juice
dalo to fal nikle?Father:hai,teri maa.Usme maine juice dala to tu
nikla